The touring party

Then there were nine.

Members of the St Eligius and St Vincent Steak & Marrow Private Dining Club, temporarily reassigned to desert crossings, lodge life, and the pursuit of an excellent dinner.

Gordon “Gdog” Goodall in campaign mode
01 / WILD GEESE

Gordon “Gdog” Goodall

Squadron leader · Chief organiser. Keeper of the spreadsheet.

Richard “Biggus Dikkus” Jordan in campaign mode
02 / WILD GEESE

Richard “Biggus Dikkus” Jordan

The important one · Important enough to have his own orbit.

Steve “Steevo” Bateman in campaign mode
03 / WILD GEESE

Steve “Steevo” Bateman

The most lovable · Room for Zimmer frames. Heart of gold.

Michael “Catweasel” Shelley in campaign mode
04 / WILD GEESE

Michael “Catweasel” Shelley

aka “The Cat” · Always has a question. Usually starts with “Hi”.

Malcolm “Magic” Rouse in campaign mode
05 / WILD GEESE

Malcolm “Magic” Rouse

The magician · Can turn a daily fact into a full lecture.

Harry “Hatchet Harry” Brien in campaign mode
06 / WILD GEESE

Harry “Hatchet Harry” Brien

Irish dentist · Eyes on target. Do not let him arrive too early.

Steve “The Judge” Durrant in campaign mode
07 / WILD GEESE

Steve “The Judge” Durrant

Looks like Rob Rinder · Youngest in the group. Objection, your honour.

Craig “Toe Tagger” Reynolds in campaign mode
08 / WILD GEESE

Craig “Toe Tagger” Reynolds

Funeral director · Keeps the convoy alive. Mostly.

David “Sir Loin” Harrison in campaign mode
09 / WILD GEESE

David “Sir Loin” Harrison

Retired butcher · Chalkwell’s finest cut. Initiation pending.

The official position
“Getting the band back together.”
— The Judge